There are updates, but first

Before I get to the updates (more chemo! 5 weeks of remission! healing!) there's this: In a thread about dog-washing, some of us Border Collie folks got to talking about them. This was a comment from another bc owner:

 ...because he doesn't want to get wet, he picks the spot of the beach where he thinks that the waves will bring the stick, and he's right 90% of the time without adjusting where he is standing.  Your dog wants steak... my dog does physics.